Floor Garnish

The piece of lime on your glass of Vodka-Cranberry that will inevitably end up on the floor of the bar.

“There’s a nice piece of floor garnish down there”

by jay-nj February 18, 2023

dingo garnish

A common term for an infants matinee jacket, originates from the Azaria Chamberlain case where baby Azaria was taken from a campsite in Central Australia in 1982, Azaria was wearing a matinee jacket at the time and the jacket was found later with teeth marks from a dingo and blood on it. The jacket had been discarded and the baby eaten, much like the garnish on a steak.

Jeezus its cold, better put some dingo garnish on the kid before we go out.

by Morbidly Obese guy June 20, 2023

Saint Charles Garnier

This is literally the weirdest Catholic elementary school ever. Filled with autistic children who think they are the best at everything, and when I say alot I mean ALOT of basic hoes and an alligator as a mascot cause why not...LiViNg iN fAiTh, lEaRnING fOr liFeEeEe.....GO GATORS GO! ! !

Saint Charles Garnier students: date eachother, and either act like they are 20 years old or 4.
Me: kahoot is the only thing that keeps me from wanting to kashoot myself at this school.

by AlienNotHuman May 25, 2019

all Sir Garnet

In order; perfect.

Righto; that’s all Sir Garnet. I like to see you civvies act up to your name.

by Delbosco November 13, 2021

gentleman’s garnish

when you put your dick in someone’s drink and the balls hangs outside against the glass

beach dad chad provided the girl with a gentleman’s garnish after a long night of drinking that seemed to go nowhere

by Mikhalla December 28, 2022

Kevin Garnett

Kevin Garnett = MVP

hes like a wrecking ball off the chain!

ohh snap kg just dunked from the free throw line

by Shaq Diesel March 8, 2005

a guando

V. The act of spilling mayo on oneself and eating it.

usually occurs when one is eating a sandwich at lunch that is filled with excess mayo

not to be confused with guando

Kaitlin: Did you hear what happened at lunch? Christina pulled a guando at lunch. It was soo disgusting!

Allison: Hey Christina, I heard you pulled a guando yesterday at lunch

by K-Berg December 30, 2007