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Toilet Greaser

A spontaneous "Handjob" service produced by one male to another usually on the mutual grounds that both parties are straight and in need of relief
Hillbilly Job: "Yeah man, I'm telling yah, back in my day we would just get a quick toilet greaser after lunch and call it a day"

Jax: "you right"
by Pussy mags July 20, 2016
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GREASE STICK

When you eat alot of greasy food (ex. pizza, fried chicken,bacon etc...) and the shit slides out of your ass like a newborn.
While taking a dump a grease stick slid out of your ass so fast that your asshole didn't have time to slam shut and the water entered your ass within a milisecond.
by Greggski December 27, 2008
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Batty Grease

The vile mixture of anal sweat, sperm and poo after sex in the bum bum, which is then used for lube or other activities and can be bottled and sold for cooking oil's
got any batty grease? i'm partched
by generalfoofoo July 12, 2010
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Grease

1. One of the longest running Broadway musicals of all time. Filled with cheesy, nonsense plots and music...but you love it anyway.

2. A movie starring Olivia Newton John and John Travolta. Based on the play, with a thicker plot and added songs such as "Grease is the Word", "Hopelessly Devoted to You", and "You're the One That I Want".

3. Fatty or oily matter; lubricant.
That girl played Jan in Grease! Her hair looks pretty greasey...
by MINIM0NSTER April 22, 2009
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Grease Helmet

A Hair-do (or don't) featuring one continously pasted together segment of hair covering the entire head; Hair that is so greased and/or gelled that it has no independant movement and creates a "shell" around the head. Popular adhesives include, Hair "Dressing" Hair Gel, Relaxer, Gerri-Curl, ect.
"The wind is blowing 40mph and her hair hasn't budged; It truly is a grease helmet."

"My God Dave! Do you think you could have anymore Murphy's hair dressing on that grease helmet of yours?"
by MTizzleHizzleFoShizzle January 19, 2010
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Grease Bawl

When a guy jizzes ontop of a girl's head/hair causing a greasy disaster.
Yeah dude i went to her house and pulled a grease bawl, she got mad and took a shower after.
by DirtyHD February 19, 2011
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Grease Fetish

A grease fetish is the love for grease that is used for tractors and farm equipment. It mostly occurs in farmers who are separated from the outside world or smell to bad for woman to come around. Usually the person warms a bucket of grease on there hill billy stove and then dumps it all over themselves and rub it all over with a pepperoni stick. Sometimes in rare cases they develop almost a period so once every month the person has a ritual at midnight belly dancing honoring the grease for the life they had been given
Hey kaden look at that gross kid with the grease fetish
by xXSwagStaXx September 9, 2014
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