GREASE STICK

When you eat alot of greasy food (ex. pizza, fried chicken,bacon etc...) and the shit slides out of your ass like a newborn.
While taking a dump a grease stick slid out of your ass so fast that your asshole didn't have time to slam shut and the water entered your ass within a milisecond.
by Greggski December 27, 2008
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Batty Grease

The vile mixture of anal sweat, sperm and poo after sex in the bum bum, which is then used for lube or other activities and can be bottled and sold for cooking oil's
got any batty grease? i'm partched
by generalfoofoo July 10, 2010
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beaver grease

It is a culmination of breast sweat that drips down to the belly button and mixes with the button lint then slides down to the crevices between the thighs and vagina and pools in the asshole then is absorbed into the underwear.
The beaver grease is so thick you could spread it onto toast.
by yuba gold July 01, 2012
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Grease Helmet

A Hair-do (or don't) featuring one continously pasted together segment of hair covering the entire head; Hair that is so greased and/or gelled that it has no independant movement and creates a "shell" around the head. Popular adhesives include, Hair "Dressing" Hair Gel, Relaxer, Gerri-Curl, ect.
"The wind is blowing 40mph and her hair hasn't budged; It truly is a grease helmet."

"My God Dave! Do you think you could have anymore Murphy's hair dressing on that grease helmet of yours?"
by MTizzleHizzleFoShizzle January 19, 2010
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Plumber’s Grease

When your ass is all dirty and greasy and you desperately need a re-wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode February 03, 2018
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grease pellets

"I make grease pellets with my sweat"
by Darktris February 07, 2017
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Grease Lighting

When a fat person tries to gas light you.
That fat person was grease lighting me into believing that McDonalds is healthier than normal burgers.
by Swag Man of Swagsylvania May 04, 2021
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