GREASE STICK

When you eat alot of greasy food (ex. pizza, fried chicken,bacon etc...) and the shit slides out of your ass like a newborn.

While taking a dump a grease stick slid out of your ass so fast that your asshole didn't have time to slam shut and the water entered your ass within a milisecond.

by Greggski December 27, 2008

Batty Grease

The vile mixture of anal sweat, sperm and poo after sex in the bum bum, which is then used for lube or other activities and can be bottled and sold for cooking oil's

got any batty grease? i'm partched

by generalfoofoo July 12, 2010

cave grease

cave gease is where some one is fingering there asshole, and when the ring piece gets really wet, that is called cave grease.

hey dad, i was fingering my asshole, and my ring piece was soaking wet, " no silly, that' s cave grease".

by yeahhh_boyyy July 28, 2009

Grease Helmet

A Hair-do (or don't) featuring one continously pasted together segment of hair covering the entire head; Hair that is so greased and/or gelled that it has no independant movement and creates a "shell" around the head. Popular adhesives include, Hair "Dressing" Hair Gel, Relaxer, Gerri-Curl, ect.

"The wind is blowing 40mph and her hair hasn't budged; It truly is a grease helmet."

"My God Dave! Do you think you could have anymore Murphy's hair dressing on that grease helmet of yours?"

by MTizzleHizzleFoShizzle January 19, 2010

Grease Bawl

When a guy jizzes ontop of a girl's head/hair causing a greasy disaster.

Yeah dude i went to her house and pulled a grease bawl, she got mad and took a shower after.

by DirtyHD February 19, 2011

Grease Fetish

A grease fetish is the love for grease that is used for tractors and farm equipment. It mostly occurs in farmers who are separated from the outside world or smell to bad for woman to come around. Usually the person warms a bucket of grease on there hill billy stove and then dumps it all over themselves and rub it all over with a pepperoni stick. Sometimes in rare cases they develop almost a period so once every month the person has a ritual at midnight belly dancing honoring the grease for the life they had been given

Hey kaden look at that gross kid with the grease fetish

by xXSwagStaXx September 9, 2014

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016