Goldfishthefish

A germaphobic goldfish-dragon hybrid that likes screeching at anyone who touches it’s headphones

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ~Goldfishthefish 2020-2020

by MyOceanSky April 7, 2020

GoldFish

Either the snack the you eat when your hungry,or your weird as hell and ate your pet fish.

"Timmy,have you tried the goldfish snack?"
"The snacc that smiles bacc?"
"Hell yeah!"
"No,I ate my pet fish..."

by :p hi its me :) June 4, 2020

Goldfish

A cute (but slightly fishy) pet.

I have a pet goldfish

by Goldswishy November 9, 2020

Goldfishh

ITS A GOOD NICKNAME OMG WOOOOOWWWWW. Anyone with this nickname slap and is absolutely stunning. OMG GOLDIFISH WHAT A SEXY MF.

GOLDFISHH OMG SO SMEXY

by tocoolforschl December 1, 2020

Goldfishing

Pronunciation: Goldfishing (gowld · fi · shuhng)

Goldfishing is when someone or something is focusing on a particular thing (a task, people, objects) and suddenly, almost instantaneously, they lose focus on what they had originally been focused on and direct their attention to something else.

This is derived from the phenomenon that a goldfish's memory is a few seconds long.

"Dude, did you see my dog? He was chasing a squirrel, but he kept goldfishing onto the people walking on the street!"

by Paper Towels March 25, 2021

goldfish walking

1) a excuse not to go with someone or not tell them something.
2) legit putting your goldfish on a leash and walking it. what is wrong with you, you crazy piece of crap?

1) john do you wanna go watch something? john: brb gotta go goldfish walking
2) so turns out john wasn't joking. he's crying because his goldfish is fucking dead.

by I am r o c k April 8, 2021

goldfishinyomouth

tntduo enthusiast on tiktok , the homie

“hey have you seen goldfishinyomouth ‘s new post ?”

“EM POSTED ??? NO WAYYY “

by egokoroswife July 31, 2021