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Guitar Sex 

When two guitar players face each other, stand very close together, and rock out. This typically occurs onstage at a concert, where many voyeurs are present in the audience to observe the sexual encounter. Guitar Sex often coincides with a guitargasm and frequently features guitar face by one or more of the involved parties.
NOTE: Instead of two guitar players, Guitar Sex can occur between a guitar player and a bass player, a guitar player and a keytar player, or any combo of two people playing guitar-like instruments.
Hey, let's have sex with our guitars!

Did you see those two guys having guitar sex?

Dude, did you check out the Flecktones concert last week?
Yeah, man, Bela Fleck and Vic Wooten were totally having guitar sex!
Guitar Sex by emsee May 24, 2006
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Guitar player 

the most elite of the bad asses.
they create pure and raw energy with flicks of the wrist and twitches of their fingers to make your favorite songs.

most notable guitarists have influenced the world as we know it, ie: John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Dave Gilmour, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan.

usually just called a guitarist
Wow! That Guitar player is rockin' that solo.
Guitar player by Baron Crane July 2, 2006
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Gaitan Feltching 

Gaitan Feltching is whenever Miguel "Creepy" Gaitan is sucking sperm from his boyfriend's or some other guy-he met at Tabu bar & lounge, asshole.
Miguel "Creepy" Gaitan sucking sperm from his boyfriend's ass.

The Gaitan family caught their relatives Gaitan Feltching each other during their family reunion.

dollo gitaar 

When someone playes gitaar with his dollo (aka pp)
Sandor plays dollo gitaar all the time in discord call
dollo gitaar by hedewitsj February 11, 2021

Guitar Ninja 

(From wikipedia the awesome place to put any information no matter how bullshit it is)
A guitar ninja (ギター忍者; gitaa ninja) is a ninja who has learned the art of playing the electric guitar under the guidance of the legendary ninja, Ongakumaru (音楽丸). It focuses on the art of being able to play the guitar without being seen. Guitar ninja are known for their propensity to save the world and supply background music to those with Real Ultimate Power.

The ranking structure of the guitar ninja goes as follows, in ascending order: white belt (白段位), green belt (緑段位), pink belt (ピンク段位), shred belt (寸断段位), awesome belt (大寒段位), epic belt (叙事詩段位), and finally, rock god belt (ロックの神段位). Rock god belts are believed to know everything there is to know about the arts of the guitar ninja — Ongakumaru himself is a rock god belt, and is said to be so proficient at the art that nobody in the world has ever seen him play.

Rammstein's Richard Z. Kruspe, the only confirmed guitar ninja.Currently, the only confirmed guitar ninja is Richard Z. Kruspe-Bernstein of Rammstein. However, he is only a whitebelt because he is, in fact, confirmed as a guitar ninja. However, his status as a guitar ninja has come under fire recently, as he has not actually performed any guitar ninja techniques other than playing really, really loudly.
dude Richard Z from Rammstein is such a guitar ninja
Guitar Ninja by Scarface of Metal December 1, 2009

pink guitar 

An unusually large female clitoris; usually used in reference to masturbation.
I just caught that bodybuilder chick playin' her pink guitar in the bathroom.
pink guitar by jim bob scramdish February 28, 2008

Air Guitar

A form of female masturbation, where a girl uses one hand to tickle her nipple whilst using the other to strum/stimulate her clitoris.
for left handed girls, use right hand to rub/tickle right nipple and left to arouse clitoris for pleasure. Can be performed lying down with eyes closed or open. Imagine you are playing a real guitar, feeling the music as you reach climax. Playing a great tune in the back ground or any song (Jimi Hendrix recommended). This looks like you are playing an Air Guitar
When having sex you may wish to use this to increase sexual pleasure with partner. Have fun whatever you do.
Air Guitar by Bobby Big Mac July 23, 2011