Ghetto Laminate

When you have a piece of paper with something you want to laminate on it but you don't have a laminater handy so you use tape.

"Dude I so wanna' laminate this High School Diploma, but our laminator is broken."

"Well here's some tape. Ghetto laminate it."

by Minidakip February 11, 2010

Ghetto Burb

When you live in between the ghetto and the nice neighborhoods.

My house is in the Ghetto Burb. If you go two blocks up, that’s where the nice neighorhoods are and if you go two blocks down, it’s ghetto as hell!

by Deeleeyo September 4, 2019

ghetto mart

The Elm Street Walmart in the ghetto of Erie, PA.

It is located at 2711 Elm St, Erie, PA.

Yo ma nigga! Me and Shaniqua are going to tha ghetto mart.

by hemp112 December 13, 2012

ghetto losh

The act of applying ghetto losh entails the following: a ghetto male or female finds themselves in need of some relief from their ashy skin. In this instance, said ghetto male or female applies copious amounts of ghetto losh, an elixir also known as water, to their ashy skin. Happiness ensues. Caution: not nearly as effective as white people lotion or Vaseline. So basically, it's water...

"Yo my nigga my elbows be ashy af! Hit me up wit some losh!"

"Na I ain't got none. Hit up the sink for some high quality ghetto losh!"

by Olizabeth February 7, 2014

ghetto scientist

Someone from the hood who figures out a new scam.

That grifter is a real ghetto scientist!

by I, Wreckerrr November 17, 2020

ghetto key

1.) A tool, usually "T" shaped, used at the meter to cut the water service back on after it has been disconnected, usually due to non payment.
2.) Any tool used to turn a utility back on illegally.
3.) In some regions, any device or object used to gain illegal entry into a structure, building or site.

"My water has been cut off. Do you have a ghetto key I can borrow?

by Frank Brown April 3, 2008

Metal Ghetto

An old crappy run down trailer park where you will most likely find the crystal meth very easily.

(BOOM!!!) Hey bob, did you hear that?
Yeah, there must have been another meth lab explosion in the metal ghetto.

by A WHITE GUY August 26, 2013