Mangy Gerbil

Bowel distress, unplanned or recurring porcelain demolition.

Why can't you come to the game with us? Sorry, I've got a mangy gerbil...

by SimmyMatty December 3, 2018

Treadmill Gerbil

1. A person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don't need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.

2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.

3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.

4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"

Person#1: So I was at the Quik Stop getting a pack of smokes and I was totally getting the stink eye from some Treadmill Gerbil in under armor wear, probably because I was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? The really comfy ones. And my reeboks.

Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.

Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.

by Not Anna Blume April 6, 2011

Gerbiling It Up

Masturbating your penis

Do you want a video of me Gerbiling it up with sound?

by Prattasaurus Rex July 9, 2025

Gerbil Gargler

The act of placing 6 gerbils into a woman's vagina and pressing on her lower abdomen to shoot them into your mouth while performing cunnilingus.

Last night I took Big Jill back to the trailer and gave her a Gerbil Gargler

by ClitRipper1500 April 30, 2025

verbal Gerbil

phone sex techinque most often used by the homosexual population

" Man that was really hot on the phone last night, you really got me with the Verbal Gerbil!"

by TaporChoke July 23, 2008

gerbil

someone who likes old men

rhea mcanenny loves robert downey jr. she is a gerbil
stupid creep

by slxc August 26, 2019

Gerbil Gliding

Verb action A Group of friends (2 or more) bend over in a knee and hand position and push out the lubed gerbil out of the anus. (After lubing said gerbil and inserting into anus) The furthest distance wins.

Kyle, Lyle, and I lubed the gerbils and bent over and squeezed. Kyles' gerbil went the furthest as he won the competition. The gerbil gliding competition was complete.

by Darkerone March 20, 2025