guiness

Guiness is nector for hippies.

Hey bro, wanna go puff some nugs and drink some Guiness?

by Leandro October 25, 2004

Guided Modification and Branching

Guided Modification and Branching (GMB) describes a process by which species may have originated over millions of years through common descent by the intelligent modification of the genetic code from one generation to the next. It is a subset of Intelligent Design. It differs from some types of theistic evolution in that it proposes that a possible reason God may have had in producing life this way was to build a complex ecology gradually at a pace that the angels could learn to manage and control.

The woodpecker has some unusual characteristics that show irreducible complexity that are difficult to explain by evolution, but can be easily explained by Guided Modification and Branching. God could have taken a similar species of insect eating bird and modified the genetics of that bird to produce a new bird with a hard beak, strong neck muscles, the instinct to drill trees, etc.

by Soovi Matu November 30, 2009

Guidese

The native language spoken by Guidos and Guidettes as in Jersey Shore, Jerseylicious and the Sopranos.

Guidese
Juicehead Gorilla
Grenade
Grenade Launcher
GTL
DTF

by Kissey June 12, 2011

guide leader

An awesome woman who inspires others. Helping young girls with dreams become women with vision.

Wow look at how organised and amazing that woman is, she must be a guide leader

by girloftheworld May 12, 2015

Guide-dyke

Commonly mistaken for guydyke, a guide-dyke is the dyke who guides a woman out of her heterosexuality and into the comforting embrace of lesbianism.

Hi, my name is Sharon and I'll be your guide-dyke for the evening.

My first girlfriend's name was Elizabeth, and she was the best guide-dyke I could have asked for!

I wouldn't have ever known I was a lesbian if it wasn't for my guide-dyke, Cara.

by GarageTeamFagHag January 10, 2016

guidely

He is a sweet heart all the girls would want him and his eye are like stars he is the best thing a girl would want and if he has a girlfriend she would not want to let him go he is like the,definition of love.

Wow Guidely you are so kind

by tatiyana127@gmail January 27, 2016

guidisimo

Style or behavior that resembles the great American guido culture. Highly guido-like

"Stop wearing a wife beater around, it's guidisimo!"

by AverageJoe330 September 21, 2016