A common sexual act in the remote north:
Step 1: Once the sun has reached high in the sky, awake from your slumber and journey to your local fish market. Identify the least hygienic vendor and purchase 1 lb. of the most rancid cod (preferably chum) available.
Step 2: Return home and grind fish into a fine paste; do not descale or remove bones.
Step 3: Fill condom with sea stank paste and, before allowing to freeze over night, squish drill bit into open end.
Step 4: Remove condom from frozen fish dick and mount on your most powerful handheld drill.
Step 5: Tape down the trigger and enjoy the Alaska Cod Grinder as you rearrange the guts of your sexual partner. Anal play recommended.
Step 1: Once the sun has reached high in the sky, awake from your slumber and journey to your local fish market. Identify the least hygienic vendor and purchase 1 lb. of the most rancid cod (preferably chum) available.
Step 2: Return home and grind fish into a fine paste; do not descale or remove bones.
Step 3: Fill condom with sea stank paste and, before allowing to freeze over night, squish drill bit into open end.
Step 4: Remove condom from frozen fish dick and mount on your most powerful handheld drill.
Step 5: Tape down the trigger and enjoy the Alaska Cod Grinder as you rearrange the guts of your sexual partner. Anal play recommended.
by SirHoneyVadger December 7, 2019
Get the Alaskan Cod Grindermug. A Montana stump grinder is a sexual act. It begins with a man and a woman, or a man and a man, and the giver takes rough grit sand paper, rolls it into a tube big enough for the receivers penis to fit through, and stimulates the penis with it, similar to a hand job.
"You would not believe how sore I am from the Montana stump grinder I got last night. It was the best I've ever had!"
"Ask your lover for a Montana stump grinder if you like to party."
"Ask your lover for a Montana stump grinder if you like to party."
by Blownchevy1996 January 28, 2017
Get the montana stump grindermug. The act of standing over your man/womans' face, after working up a dripping sweaty ass crack, and then proceeding to squat down (lining up nose and asshole) grinding forward and backwards. When satisfied, stand up and blow a load on that sopping wet face.
My boo loves the New York Grinder. The taste and everything. I'm so glad my mom gave me a walk through.
by Boo thang 2211 December 29, 2016
Get the New York Grindermug. An older woman that rubs on, hugs, kisses, touches awkwardly a younger man in front of people to give impression something more is going on than is.
by ardoubleuanda September 2, 2013
Get the geriatric organ grindermug. by Dr. Gobble-dick February 6, 2009
Get the Mongolian Meat Grindermug. by Matt and Jason May 24, 2006
Get the Athens Meat Grindermug. by allll riiiight May 1, 2010
Get the german meat grindermug.