"Nighttime Garlic Bread" is a sexual kink in which two or more people cosplay as vampires, each eats an entire clove of garlic and then proceed to aggressively make out.
"Aw man, you and Josh smell like you've been eating some nighttime garlic bread"
"Just watched a guy dressed like dracula ask to be let into my neighbors home, I guess I should prepare to hear nighttime garlic bread all night..."
"Just watched a guy dressed like dracula ask to be let into my neighbors home, I guess I should prepare to hear nighttime garlic bread all night..."
by shallowgrows November 27, 2025
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YOU AIN'T GON' BE MESSIN' WITH GARLIC BREAD
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Get the GARLIC BREAD mug.Referring to a pungent genre of music that is inspired by the culinary world, with songs and rhythms that evoke the sensory experience of cooking with garlic or the atmosphere of a garlic festival. Think of it as a repellent for vampires, where the sounds and melodies act as strong and aromatic like a real garlic dish.
I collectively cringed when someone played Garlic Tunes on the stereo, a genre I detested for its association with garlic.
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Get the Garlic Bread Slut mug.“She steaming the garlic” - A guy at my gym to nobody in particular while staring at a woman doing squat thrusts.
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