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Garlic Butter

Garlic Butter-
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)
Example:

Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*
by Oh_its_just_you.-. August 10, 2018
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Garlic Bread

1) Best food you will have in your entire miserable life
2) God
3) For some reason, the official asexual food
1) Yo, this garlic bread hits harder than a 2023 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 RST!
2) Garlic Bread is what we worship
3) I have no fucking idea what to put. The ace people decided garlic bread is their food now, I guess.
by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz December 24, 2022
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garlic

Grim gipping rank rancid manky minging vile foul disgusting revolting stinky smelly sordid horrible hideous sickening shit people actually eat and then it oozes out of all their holes constantly for days and can be smelled from miles around.
Eww garlic's manky as shit that's been festering in a box of maggots
by MYOB you nosy bastards August 26, 2019
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garlic poo

Garlic poo is when it comes out of your bum.
by Debskelly1985 March 4, 2023
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Garlic sausage

The name of a sexual act, when a person eats a lot of garlic before giving a blowjob.
My cock is still stinky from that garlic sausage I received the other day.
by Onrops September 18, 2018
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daniel soda garlic

daniel:
daniel is a soda, sofa, and garlic mixed into one. an alternative name for daniel is daniela as well. daniel often has man moments and lives under a rock. you can ask him if he knows what spongebob is and he’ll have no idea. he also wears unnecessary baggy pants that are to baggy, for the word baggy. daniel also lives in an orange
daniel soda garlic is a guy who stinks and lives under a rock. he also had a cat named horchata
by danielstinks123 September 5, 2021
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