Total Recall

A Total Recall is when one has intercourse with a 'busty', 'athletic' and 'skinny' girl all in a row.
"I finally slept with a busty chick last night to complete my Total Recall."
by Ahhhnold March 22, 2010
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total return

My flight price is $499 total return with taxes and fees.
by Dude1981 October 17, 2013
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Total Landscaping

The final 'scorched earth'-type action that follows a string of undignified behaviours.
...And then he went total landscaping, claiming he was tucking in his shirt."
by Otnobor November 09, 2020
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total rehaul

To totally change your room or your house, getting rid of shit and crap you do not want around the rooms, or the house itself.
"Look at all this shit around my room. A total rehaul is needed here. I can't sleep with this shit around me."
by Adam-D April 10, 2019
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Totally Brainless

Filled with brainless and comedic people
Akari : Totally Brainless? more like Totally Comedy
by Akari_1457 July 05, 2021
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Total n00bface

A total n00b that cant spell, use punctuation for their momma's life, or understand many over 5 letter words.
Person 1: Hi.
Total N00bface: omgz hi bzz havnt spoke to u in agees bbz luv ya so much!!1!!11!!1

Seriously.. that happened one.
by imsuchan00biscuit November 10, 2008
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two-total

Describes someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
'Fancy another bro?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'
by Clapo86 January 29, 2012
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