Satan

The only supernatural being you worship by not believing in him.

Person 1: Hey, sup with you?
Person 2: Not much, I fucked my girlfriend yesterday.
Person 1: You... what? Aren't you supposed to wait until marriage? By doing this you're praising Satan!
Person 2: No, I'm not. I don't even believe in Satan, dude.
Person 1: That's the point! He wants you to think like that, therefore you are worshipping him!

Person 2: Oh for fuck's sake...

by Xfing June 2, 2014

Satan

He and God may not be real, but he's still the better of the two.

Satan is a real nigga.

by FatCock666 June 19, 2017

Satan

The evil child bringing stress and pain to claire's life. The youngest child in the family that is the parents favorite when she is undoubtedly annoying as fuck, and a monster.

"Hey your little sisters cute" "oh you mean satan"

by Whatsgoooodson August 23, 2011

Satan

The one who lives in Hell to torture the evil doers. *My nickname! I am Satan, so watch out!*

Me (Satan): Now, you evil fledlings, lets learn algabra..... *maniacle laughter*

by You_Worst_Nightmare May 11, 2006

Satan

a biblical entity of pure evil;

one of satanic nature;

a cheating male;

a woman;

people of peruvian descent; your

first ex;

a person who causes you harm;

one you hate

You're such a Satan. Tell that to my ex-wife. Haha

by A Black Man With a Pokemon April 23, 2011

satanism

see poopatology and catholocism

satanism is teh gayness

by nazis,fascists,and commies July 12, 2006

Satan

Jovial young gentleman driven to acts of biblical evil by dyslexic young children sending him hundreds of thousands of Christmas lists. Jeez guys.

Child: Ugg that guy Satan used to be cool until that Christmas letter incident...
Dyslexic Child: Ah carp.

by Captain Ainsley April 11, 2015