Flogging my log

Having a wank. More commonly used in Australia

I'm flogging my log at that hot chick that was at the bar

by cammz11 December 15, 2012

Flog TV

When you are going to go jack off. Either watching porn on tv or masturbating to internet porn. Flogging your dick (masturbating intensely)

Person 1: Yo I'll be back in a little bit, i'm gonna go watch some Flog TV.

Person 2: Come on dude, thats gross, just don't hurt yourself

by FlogTV May 24, 2012

Flogging the Hole

The act of placing the penis in the vagaina, then proceeding to pull out and put back in.

Male 1: Dude, I was tottally Flogging the hole last night. She loved it.
Male 2:(high five) Makes such a funny noise.

by IAnTWoNI December 11, 2011

Schlong Flogging

To beat one about the head and face, or cunt with ones schlong (Penis)

That cunt of yours could use a good Schlong Flogging

by I am the walrus, koo kookachoo September 22, 2011

Flog Goblin

Derived from the terms "Flog" (Aussie slang) and "goblin", in this usage goblin is simply added to depict the person in question as displaying fiend and or crab like characteristics.

Generally the adage of Goblin to the already quite derogatory term "Flog" is reserved for the most disappointing individuals in the social group of the native Australian youths.

**Who smoked the last durry(cigarette) Damo(Damien)?
*I'm pretty sure it was Kevo(Kevin), he's such a Flog Goblin

by FlogimusMaximus December 7, 2023

Flog

to floor a car, or accelerate it to its limits.

volcanic: saw the SES bus today
me: so what'd you do?
volcanic: fuckn flogged it past them at 170

by QFRSSaddle August 1, 2022

Flog the flagpole

To masturbate

Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and flog the flagpole

by StopSpacism November 27, 2022