I fell on it

The medical equivalent of telling your mum that a virus downloaded all the porn on the computer. A common excuse from (often older) men who come into the ER with something strange stuck up their butt. Sure, that lubed potato was definitely fell on by accident, Mr. Montgomery Imdefinitelynotinthecloset.

Bob: “I fell on it” again?

Reginald: Look, I’m being serious! I was in the shower and that-
Bob: -lubed shampoo bottle went up your rectum?

by E hates Q April 25, 2023

Fell for the hesi

To be tricked or deceived by a hesitation move. This usually refers to when fine shyt sends you mixed signals giving you the false impression she's interested. The 'hesi' originates from sports terminology.

"She liked my story so I tried sliding into them DMs. Then, she fucking left me on read."
"You think that's bad? I showed up to a whole ass restaurant and she ghosted me."
"Damn. Can't believe we both fell for the hesi."
"icl, atp js slime me gng 🥀"

by jsslimemegng April 6, 2025

fell

fell is a insult basically calling someone down bad/wanting sex. comes from the discord user fell because that mf is horny asf

“you’re such a fell” “be quiet you fell”

by feller116 July 13, 2021

Fellings

A stronger emotion than feelings. Everyone has feelings. Only some people have fellings.

Elizabeth: I know I wear dresses a lot that are too big, and look like they came from the 19th century, but I really like them. Don't make fun of me. It hurts my fellings.

Jonathan: Sorry, it's how I fell.

by nocharge July 31, 2023

i fell like a wet marshmallow

when you fell silly/wet/mentally ill. usually used by people who watch to much porn.

after you have sex. " I fell like a wet marshmallow."

by biitchwhy November 3, 2020

Fell

a tried skeleton that mostly seems edgy but isn't

Classic:heh fell is so felly that he FELL into underground

Fell:oh wow how clASSic of you to say that

by haha me noes alot of aus March 26, 2021

Fell in love with a emo girl

It a song that cringe people sing I Feeell in looove withhh a emoooo gurl all I waaant issss a emooo gurl

Person 1: I fell in love with a emo girl
Person 2 me too

by ilikedigbick12hja December 10, 2022