Falfin

The ultimate and never benevolent ruler of the Universe.

Also an individual who rapes at such high speeds that his presence is not noticeable. You may replace the letter "f" with any other letter of the alphabet to create your own character with the aforementioned qualities.

Heelo. I am Falfin.

by salfino December 17, 2008

failfailha

Means epic failing

This movie real failfailha

by Dark Yami Created By Brinny June 19, 2009

Faultugist

When some sort of technological device fails to work when you are alone, but when you call someone to fix it there is nothing wrong, thus making it seem like it was all your fault to begin with...even though you know it was a ghost f**ing with you

Me: "Hey Furto my comp wont turn on"

Furto: *pushes on button* "..."

Me: "must have been a faultugist"

by watto10 November 10, 2009

Failfeather

Commonly used as a hashtag to refer to a dignitary, esteemed member of the public, government representative or celebrity personality who fucks up political correctness with regards to Indigenous (namely First Nations and/or Native American Indian) issues.

Did you see Justin Beiber's dipshit article about free gas in the Rolling Stone?! #Failfeathers. Douchebag just set Canada back fifty years.

They gave Harper a war bonnet?! #Failfeathers

Dude, nice hickies bro. #Failfeathers

by UNW_team October 10, 2013

fulfination

The faggot nation.

Fulfination is throwing another gay pride fest this year.

by suguga January 31, 2014

faulty faucet

When a guy thinks that he is done peeing and puts his dick back in his underwear and a few more drops of pee come out, such as a faucet that when you turn off and drops still come out. This can be very uncomfortable for most guys because they have to continue their day feeling the pee on their skin.

John- "Damn it, my fucking faulty faucet is going to make me uncomfortable until lunch is over!"

by Swaggmaster6969 November 18, 2014

frulf

The opposite of Flurf. Its a sign of being happy and damn amazing.

I am really frulf today
( meaning; I am really happy today )

by Anonymous 4710 December 14, 2016