facially defeated

Someone who gets hit by an ugly stick

"Look at that girl over there."
"Umm, dude, she is facially defeated."

by waronstring July 16, 2008

Nigel Farage

Massive twat, leader of the United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP).

He is such a Nigel Farage.

by TorinCB May 10, 2014

facial

facial- verb(v.), noun(n.)

1.a: v. - The act of unloading spunk upon a man or woman's face.
1.b: n. - A load of semen on a man or woman's face.

2.a: v. - Deep cleansing of the face by various means including; steam, exfoliation, extraction, creams, lotions, masks, peels, and massage.

1: Zach went to the Saigon Spa to give a facial for $20.00.

2: Jessica went to the Oasis Spa to get a facial and skin rejouvinating treatment.

by Zach Lanouette October 10, 2005

Facial Smackdown

The act of a male grasping his penis and striking his partner in his or her face as a sexual activity.

I wanted her to feel the pain, so I gave her a brutal facial smackdown

by Satanrising666 July 11, 2016

farah

farah is a admirable, adorable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, captivating, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enthralling, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fetching, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, inviting, lovely, magnetic, magnificent, marvelous, mesmeric, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, slightly, splendid statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, tantalizing, teasing, tempting, well-formed, winning, wonderful. girl that has just helped so much in life and i really wish the best for her

Farah is an amazing person

by serene #1 lee know stan September 17, 2021

facial

1.) A cosmetic treatment applied to the face.
2.) A huge load of cum applied to the face.

1.) My wife had that weird green crap on her face that is known as a facial.
2.) Later, I blew my load on my wife's face, thus providing a facial.

by Archibald H. Wigglesworth December 9, 2008

fabiana

A fabulous and cool artist who wears too-short skirts.

The fabiana is cool!

by The Buffman May 5, 2006