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Mexican Flicker Gooning

A variation of flicker gooning created by the Mexican cartel. The act of putting your penis in a taco shell and repeatedly flicking the tip with a maraca while its covered in salsa. This was first invented by El Chapo while crossing the Mexican-American border and was used to attack border guards due to the high velocity of the semen released causing instant death. If performed correctly the user will bust in 0.5 seconds and the semen will travel at 45,000 miles per hour. Currently Mexican flicker gooning has become less popular but lately there has been a resurgence with Trump experimenting with the technique to harness its power as a military weapon.
Damn, did you hear Tyago died of Mexican flicker gooning in class yesterday?
by Shady32 January 22, 2025
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flicker gooning

When someone puts a pinky in their urethra whilst they flick their penis while gooning.
My friend lasts 7 seconds flicker gooning.
by Hehshdndocicucc May 22, 2024
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Russian flicker edge

What is a Russian flicker edge?

The Russian flicker edge is a variety of the traditional edge.

To edge is a masturbation technique (used mostly, but not exclusively, by men) where you intentionally bring yourself to the brink (edge) of orgasm, but don't cum. Instead, you stop and let the pleasurable feelings die down. You repeat this process of bringing yourself to the edge as many times as you wish.

A Russian flicker edge is one of the hardest variants of the traditional edge to master.

A Russian flicker edge is when you go further beyond the brink but stop cumming right before you truly cum.

Once you master this technique, you are essentially able to edge beyond your limits, almost being able to control your pleasure at will.

The Russian flicker edge is one of the hardest edge variants to master, but it’s overall worth it, although there are some negatives.

Since the Russian flicker edge is one of the most powerful edge techniques out there, it takes a high amount of energy to maintain for long periods of time, and it often causes pain to the user if it’s not mastered.

Overall, the Russian flicker edge is worth learning, although it takes time to master if you want to use such a powerful technique.
I can edge for 8 hours straight , I can Russian flicker edge for 7 seconds, wow your so sigma!
by Racest god eater 9000 May 24, 2024
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flicker

the word used by people to curse out others with out cursing
by German dude August 1, 2018
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Jamaican Flicker Goon

To "Flicker Goon" is to "goon" while doing "flicking" motions at the tip. The Jamaican part comes in when you "Flicker Goon" at a 98° angle. This is a tradition associated from a small group of people found within Jamaica. This is usually abbreviated to "JFG" (Jamaican Flicker Gooning)
"Bro I had so much fun last night, because I Jamaican Flicker Gooned for 12 hours!"
by Melissa Shariah O'Dell October 30, 2024
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flicker gooning

The act of releasing a controlled amount of sperm whilst gooning.
I spend up to 20 hours a week flicker gooning.
by SoggyPotatoChip May 22, 2024
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flicker gooning

A boxing technique, a punch you throw where you get off to yourself or your opponent. Technique is currently unknown.
Person 1: Yo sigma, when do you wanna start flicker gooning
Person 2: Only when we get in the ring so I don't get disqualified
by onlythisaudnerstand May 29, 2024
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