give your ferret a run

Aussie, British, and Kiwi slang for Sex. Usually the men say it

Male: Babe, How 'bout I give your ferret a run?

by Slayer9898 February 21, 2016

La-Z-boy ferret crunch

The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?

WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.

HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.

(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)

HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...

OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.

by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 27, 2006

2 dollar dung ferret

A 2 dollar dung ferrit is a person who has a big enough gap in there teeth to put a 2 dollar coin in the gap. This person also usually has bad hygiene hence the dung ferret.

Michael grace is 2 dollar dung ferret

by soonbo August 18, 2006

a purple-headed womb ferret

a still-born

doctor - 'uh-oh, looks like we've got another purple-headed womb ferret here'

woman in delivery - 'wtf!? honey, what's he talking about?'

by seamus October 15, 2003

purple-headed-womb-ferret

A Human or ape like creatures:

penis, shlong, bazooka, trouser-snake, walls pork sausage, hammer, babys arm . . . . .

1) 'Woah, have you seen the size of his purple-headed-womb-ferret?'
2) 'See you guys later, i'm off to stab the wife with the purple-headed-womb-ferret'

by wiggagigga July 18, 2011

on it like a ferret up a yorkshire man's trousers

On to the problem. Busy, occupied with it.

Are you dealing with the packing?
Yes I'm on it like a ferret up a Yorkshire man's trousers.

by mctaylor September 24, 2013

Distracted Ferret

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.

Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!

by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017