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Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.
by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024
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OF Eyebrows

Only Fans Eyebrows or OF Eyebrows for short, is a certain sculpted look of Eyebrows found on attractive to semi attractive men with an im better than you vibe aswell.
Yo, you got them OF Eyebrows son! You look like you bout to whip it out for dollar bills right damn now!
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playoff eyebrows

When you can't grow a playoff beard, in support of your favorite NHL team
What is up with Megan's new look? She is growing playoff eyebrows in support of the Hurricanes Stanley Cup run
by rnnrdad April 21, 2023
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mom eyebrows

Expressive eyebrows typically found on a mom
Dude you have mom eyebrows
by Fatgirl_623 December 27, 2022
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that man has funny eyebrows

the sentence my mum said when i asked her to say a sentence
me : "give me a sentence"
mum: "that man has funny eyebrows"
by outtheox August 25, 2023
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eats eyebrows

an eats eybrowse akhdak is samoner who licks lariola toe cheese and is pagnita. my fried urdadispergint has very amazdig defenitio for pagit, yo blow up like baboon. is a furri and has a kawaii fursuit. is a proffesional griddy-er AND is a mod on an amazibg discoed servera.
by uwuslayqueenyas August 30, 2023
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Eyebrow toucher

Look at that fucker over there, that fucker is an eyebrow toucher for sure
by Danny Dan Daniels September 24, 2023
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