Eric

Eric is that type of guy who will say he’s your best friend and then just leave without an explanation. If you ever meet an Eric in school he’ll only be your friend for the years you’re in he’s class. He’ll use you to get better grades and then the next thing you know he won’t even acknowledge your existence. He’s going to want to try and become cool and get in the “popular” group but in reality he will just seem like a follower. Now there might be a few rare cases where “Eric” isn’t like this but make sure you actually know the guy well enough before trusting. He might seem nice but in reality he’s fake. You may think he’s trustworthy but you need to be 100% sure.
Friend 1: Hey is that Eric?
Friend 2: I think so....I haven’t talked to him in awhile

Friend 1: me neither *calls Eric’s name*
Eric: *ignores his old friends (f1&f2)* *starts talking to his “new” fake friends*
Friend 2: wow what happened to him?!
Friend 1: I guess he was just a fake after all.
by Jimmy Boiii February 22, 2019
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He is an Eric
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To put it shortly, he's gay.
Eric is gay.
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A douchey guy who wears sweaters and plays hockey very poorly.
"Eric is such a douche"
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Means retarded writer.
An Eric often writes provoking comments on important matters.
His texst often include terrible math.
An Eric also makes any everyday-thing sound wrong.
"And my butt was so sore after that camping trip"
Eric slept on a rock.
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A retarded person with the smallest penis in the multi-verse. He is usually known to be asian.
Ex. My name is Eric and this is very true.
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A small child who is exceptionally adept at climbing trees, but as a result of his arms that have adapted to be like twigs to better blend in, they are also only as strong as twigs. Usually this means he may fall out of said tree and have brain damage, usually resulting in memory loss and forgetting most commonly names.
Trevor: Hey where's Eric?
John: He's in the trees.
by Vietkong_Solider_113 January 18, 2019
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