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Elijah

Probably tall. He's really a dumbass sometimes but his humor will get you laughing until you have a six pack. Probably the one friend who makes the day. For example, "Is Elijah going?" "No" "fuck that lmao, I'm not going if Elijah isn't." makes dirty jokes and lots of girls think he's cute. Don't let him go though, he may not know you're the one but hold on for dear life.
That boy is SUCH an Elijah.

God Elijah is so hot

Jesus Elijah is so funny
by Ralphie101 November 12, 2018
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Wow! Look at that Elijah! I've never seen one so big!
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The sexiest mother fucker you'll ever know he's usually the funny robloxian type but when you get to know him has a lot bigger than that he's a sexy Playboy and will do anything to make you smile or laugh but he's not that innocent.
Hey its a sexy man beast... Elijah?
by MLGThundersnip August 13, 2018
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Elijah is the strangest, but the most loving person you'll ever meet. He's always smiling and laughing. If you have an Elijah in your life, hold on to him. He has a lot of friends that are girls, but when it comes to the end of the day, Elijah's heart belongs to one girl. Elijah makes an amazing boyfriend. He's caring, sweet, bubbly, cute, honest and just an all round great person. Elijah seems annoying to a lot of people, but you have to get to know him. Elijah is fabulous!!
Girl 1: Hey... See that boy over there?

Girl 2: Yeah! He acts like an Elijah.

Girl 1: I know right! That's what I was thinking.
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by your real mom February 15, 2019
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Elijah is smart, sexy, and always gets the girls. All the girls want to be his girlfriend. Elijah can piss you off but he still has your back. People can be dicks to Elijah, most people that are dicks to Elijah, their name starts with "C" and their last name starts with "W".Elijah can be annoying but he still is the same like everyone else. All he wants to be is liked.
Elijah wants to be liked, that is why he acts that way.
Elijah is hot, I wanna be his girlfriend.
Oh my god, don't you want to kill Christian Wong!? He is such a bitch!
by Elijah J May 27, 2018
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Dumbass motherfucker who sucks a lot of dick
by Hamglider November 11, 2019
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