Eternal Friend Zone

When a girl puts you in the Friend Zone for more than 3 years.
Damn I guess Tyler's stuck in the Eternal Friend Zone. Megan has had him there for at least 4 years.
by VisedTech01 February 9, 2017
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eternal boobs

Small sized breasts that dont change shape or size over the lifetime of the woman
"dude that chick is so hot, but it's a shame her boobs aren't bigger"

"nah man, her eternal boobs make her pure perfection, big boobs just droop every year and end up looking like saggy sacks"
by chooks007 April 26, 2021
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Eternity

a hangout for users of drugs, typically heroin addicts and various other junkies. Often littered with drug paraphernalia, used needles, tinfoil, candles, bottles of piss
Jack- Ew, theres Big Jim, i can smell him from across the street.
Mary - Aye, he's on his way to his eternity for a week long smack binge.
by Csigu January 31, 2019
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eternal bond

when a girl and a boy take each a piece of string and insert each one end in their asshole and one in their vagina/penis and tie a knot with those two pieces of string
that knot is an eternal bond
Bro:yo bro how much do you love your girlfriend?
Me:we had a three hour long eternal bonding session.
by Tiganu February 26, 2025
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Eternal Triage

When Your in the ER & get triaged and it takes for ever to get a bed
by youknowwholol August 7, 2011
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eternally scream

when you fail so bad you just scream so loud it breaks eardrums
i failed my test, i just want to eternally scream
by Dat_cracked_voice_boy April 19, 2018
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