eshay

james gianoutsos

someone: the perfect definition of eshay is james

by Sargeant Buttface Jackson March 19, 2019

Essam

A religious relic that originated in Ancient Mesopotamia, mainly representing a shield that was made out of molten iron and bronze. This shield was custom hand-made by a biblical prophet, thought to be King David of Israel.

This 'Essam' Shield had Divine power that can deter and defend the bearer against physical strikes from medieval weapons, as well as defending against evil magical spells.

Saint Augustine pulled his sword out, and pointed it towards the dragon. Before charging, he took cover with his Essam to deter the dragons flames and evil spells that rained on him from the dragons mouth, and delivering only one strike from his sword, the dragon was dead.

by HistoryMajor February 3, 2010

essayitis

The "sickness" one suffers from when he did not complete an essay or project for school to evade a zero from not having the project complete.

Wow. The book report is due today. There are eight students in Mr. George's class that are out. Could be essayitis.

by Agent111111111 April 12, 2005

eshay

fucking retarded boys who have nothing better to do than pretend to be top dog and strong when really they’re weak as fuck and u could literally snap them in half. they may roll u so watch out bitches. they literally deserve to rot in hell also next time you see someone who’s an eshay make sure to scream “ILL ROLL YOU MATE” just to see their amazing reactions

oh wow look it’s the eshays they think that every girl likes them when we all think they’re CRINGE and ugly

by guccigang42069 January 2, 2019

essa

Essa means easy. When you outplay someone in a game u just write essa.

an enemy has been slained
you: essa.
or per example when you win a game just write
you: essa game

by @mladenxo July 10, 2019

eshay

an eshay is a name given to people who think they are tough asses when they are just little insecure morons. They do thinks like, smoke, vape and steel from poor normal innocent people. These bastards can't get normal or proper clothing so instead they get things like tns or 97s. They also buy things like dark hoodies, baggy shorts and fanny packs thinking they look the best in the world in fact, i can't believe these dicks can actually afford these clothing brands. These insecure morons think they can fight when they are actually little insecure bitches. if you know an eshay who thinks they are better than anyone else in the world, please help them.

"hide your shoes, the eshays are coming"

by eshaysarebad August 2, 2019

eshay

an eshay is an australian lad who usually has a middle part with a bucket hat or cap. typically they will wear nike tns or airmax with baggy shorts and striped t shirts (usually tommy hilfiger or polo). they meet up at train stations, skateparks, maccas or shopping malls to vape or smoke pot. occasionally they will go out to the city at night to take lsd with the boys and find some drunk girls to fuck and probably give gonorrhea to.

eshays: fuck u cunt
old man: i-

by untuck nigga July 16, 2019