Elijah

These niggas usually got everything you need. Shoes, clothes, curly hair n allat. Only problem with them is they just don’t know what to do around girls. It’s kind of sad how they just get no ass at all. They also swear they are a god at everything when they really aren’t.

This nigga Elijah’s really weird.

by Albert Einstein XIV June 1, 2019

Elijah

He can fight...
Hes pretty short but...
He will but a eye

(ELIJAH): I poked you.. HAHA
(PERSON): *DIED*
ELIJAH: IM STRONG :)))

by ElijahUD November 17, 2021

elijah

someone who needs to get themselves together.

oh, look its 'Elijah, the unorganized human.

by this___name_is_taken March 24, 2021

Elijah

Elijah is super gay and he like to make gay jokes about sucking penis on Xbox

Person 1 who’s that

Person 2 Elijah

Person 1 wow what a big peen sucker

by Collin weeny July 1, 2020

Elijah

a big butt

that girl over there has Elijah

by your real mom February 15, 2019

Elijah

Funny, Dumb, (sometimes a crackhead), and sometimes thinks he pooped his pants.

EWWWWWWW! ITS ELIJAH!

by Raniquaaaaa October 22, 2019

Elijah

Probably tall. He's really a dumbass sometimes but his humor will get you laughing until you have a six pack. Probably the one friend who makes the day. For example, "Is Elijah going?" "No" "fuck that lmao, I'm not going if Elijah isn't." makes dirty jokes and lots of girls think he's cute. Don't let him go though, he may not know you're the one but hold on for dear life.

That boy is SUCH an Elijah.

God Elijah is so hot

Jesus Elijah is so funny

by Ralphie101 November 12, 2018