Douchejaggery

The sweet exterior of a mind that has crash-landed in the ocean of depravity

A: "What is it about him that ticks you off?" B: "His douchejaggery with people more mature than him of course"

by CantoM January 1, 2012

douchbagery

Actions taken that hurt or harm others while enriching oneself.

More douchbagery from a sociopath corperation. Some McDonald's locations around the country are experimenting with paying employees using preloaded Visa debit cards. Now instead of getting a paycheck employees are charged by Visa each time they access their money. Bet they have are getting some kind of kickback from Visa.

by Zuluspice September 7, 2013

douchebaggerist

Person or persons displaying douchebaggerer tendencies

This Douchebaggerist just asked if he could take a nude pic on my bike , told him to turn his hat around !

by addiktionink January 5, 2015

Douchbaggery

Knowingly transferring STDs to a person

Did you hear bob had sex with Jill and didn’t tell her he had chlamydia? - yeah that was douchbaggery

by Ubkjvfh cdetgoo November 28, 2017

DoucheBadge

DoucheBadge -- noun -- any LEO who thinks they don't have to follow the same rules as regular members of society.

I got a ticket for parking there for 10 minutes yesterday, and yet that DoucheBadge has been parked there for the past 5 hours.

by KilliansGPa October 27, 2020

douchebaggerie

Something that has characteristics of a douchebag, the going-ons and happenings of a douchebag.

Sure he can come along, as long as he knocks off the douchebaggerie and shave that beard!

by Sillysighben! July 4, 2023

Douchebagger

Anyone who rides a bling-encrusted Harley bagger for attention, especially a big wheel bagger.

Check out that douchebagger blasting Kid Rock in case the slash-cut straight pipes didn’t get you to look at him.

by Xavier Onassis October 23, 2023