by Jul rizzle April 11, 2025
Get the da do doris mug.Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul.
Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.
Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?
Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.
Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?
"Oh god. Fo-for some reason this literally only works... properly on with uh... knock knock jokes."
~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022
~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022
by MorningTeddyBear April 12, 2025
Get the Auntie Doris mug.Jacob has gotten chunky dory since the last time I saw him. He must’ve been eating a lot of hotdogs.
by clapemcheeks February 13, 2024
Get the chunky dory mug.A person who can't be trusted to grill meat to your desired degree of doneness, for "Whatever Will Be, Will Be".
Some meat pieces may come out too rare, some too done, some just perfect.
Who knows.
Some meat pieces may come out too rare, some too done, some just perfect.
Who knows.
- Please tell Bob that I want my steak medium rare.
- Will do, but can't make any promises. He's a Doris Day griller.
- Will do, but can't make any promises. He's a Doris Day griller.
by King Kyros July 8, 2022
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by camandable June 28, 2022
Get the dori mug.British slang for an old woman. Used regardless of whether the woman is named Doris or not, because Doris is the stereotypical name for an elderly British woman.
Not necessarily a derogatory term, though most women would not appreciate being called "Doris" until they're at least 70.
Not necessarily a derogatory term, though most women would not appreciate being called "Doris" until they're at least 70.
"You alright, Doris?"
"How's old Doris been?"
"Come on Doris, you don't need to stop if the roundabout is clear"
"How's old Doris been?"
"Come on Doris, you don't need to stop if the roundabout is clear"
by RecallDenners August 16, 2022
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