diving

1a. Gymnastics like aquatic sport, most participants are of Asian decent. Becuase they are the shit at diving.
1b. Throwing yourself involentarially off of high platforms and contemplating why the whole way down.
2a. A sport mostly associated with swimming, but the only simalarity is the water.
2b. A sport that, like swimming, requires you to paractice more than once a day at the most obsurd and early hours of the morning.
3. Most swimmers are jealous of divers because they are more graceful and their practices have more meaning than swimming practice.

swimmer: What time do you have diving practice this afternoon?
diver: 2pm just like you.
2 and a half hours later after practice...
diver:How was your diving practice?
swimmer: barrying myself alive would have been more fun! How was yours?
diver: our practice was cancelled to give us more rest.

by Lisa Schmidt October 20, 2006

muffin diving

to eat the pussy

Dave: Hey bro, did you hook up with that chick last night?
Bob: Yeah man! I went muffin diving too!
Dave: Aw dude what the fuck?

by BaconBacon1 August 23, 2011

dolphin diving

Verb - Term used in Battlefield 2 to describe a person who is running, while getting shot at, who then dives to the ground, rolls, and immediately shoots back, killing you.

Hey you dolphin diving M.F.'er, why don't you face me like a man!

by D. Brown September 20, 2006

diving into the red sea

An act completed to earn your "Red Wings".

Eating a girl out during her period. Or to perform cunnilingus during the end of the monthly menstrual cycle when menstrual flow is present.

by Mental Midget November 15, 2003

diviniti

God like figure. Untouchable.
Fearless. To be like.

"Dude, diviniti is the man!"

by allen August 13, 2004

nose diving

gracefully dipping your nose into one's vagina

i went nose diving with spencer's mom last night

by spencer's dad September 25, 2005

divani

A girl who resembles a goddess. Mesmerizing and divine enigma

Damn she is Divani!

by Grunge.com May 4, 2021