P. Diddy

a woman's period (pd.) originated in Philadelphia

I was to fuck, but we can't do anything 'cuz P. Diddy runs the kitty.

by C. L. November 16, 2004

disdique

posessive form of one's own male reproductive organ.

That girl at the end of the bar clearly wants disdique.

I'd say my roomate was fronting, but people keep telling me she wants to hop on disdique.

by deez August 11, 2003

Disder

This word is used to address older sisters in one's household. When using the word one must make sure he annoys one's siter as much as humanly possible, if he does not then he is using the word incorrectly. To add flare to the word say it with an araibian accent with just hint of mexican. Study's have shown that this is the most effective way to annoy one's sister or "disder." As seen in Article 16 of the Broder hand book to become a full fledge broder one must say the word at a mimium of 26 times a day.

Disder pass da ketchup
Jim Im on the phone get it yourself
Mah
Mom
Mah
Disder please not moder
Then stop with that ahhhhhhhhhh sound
Disder Mah not ahhhh
Whatever
It is bery crucial Mah do not mock my dacred sounds Maaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by no one shall know January 27, 2004

diddywop

A term used when there is no action describing what you are going to do to someone.

I'm about to diddywop this Matt kid.

by Yah boy Chrisp August 18, 2011

didyscape

a ginger prick that makes sick content

me: have you seen didyscape's new video?

not a ginger prick: yeah, he went to dreamscape!

by bigdaddy1294813 January 3, 2018

Unfair Dismyffal

To have your social networking profile banned (or smyffed) for no apparent reason other than living life.

Usually occurs when the network administrators take their rules too literally i.e.

1. Having too many friends
2. Being a member of a banned group
3. Sending too many messages
4. Not using your profile much

Can also occur when a third party asks you to shut your profile down, such as your employer when they think you are networking in work time.

DAVE: Well done John for getting smyffed.

JOHN: Thanks Dave, but that wasn't my intention. I was catching up with friends on Facebook during my lunch break, and before you know it, I'm dragged into the office and given a bollocking!

DAVE: Sorry to here that John. What occured?

JOHN: Well they forced me to close my account or lose my job.....I had to close my account of course 'cos I have a family to feed. I have a lawyer on the case though......we're taking them to court on the grounds of unfair dismyffal.

DAVE: Good luck with that....gotta go.....tell me all about it on Twitter later on!!

by Mahabarat March 16, 2010

dissy

uber leet

fuck me i was pwnt by that uber leet WCG 2003 winner aka dissy

by foob August 13, 2003