When you're hitting your girl from behind, and pull it out and to knock on her back door. You tap it few times to say, "let me in!", and as she relaxes her sphincter to welcome you home, she splatters you with a shart.
by Tokay444 October 30, 2015
Get the dirt piñatamug. Eatin’ that booty. When you take both hands, move things left and right and go right down the middle. Like taking that 7 iron and going right down the middle of the fairway.
Chelsey: Damn Zach, Dinner was wonderful. How about a little dirt dessert?
Zach: Damn girl, I appreciate the offer but I’ve got a dentist appointment in the morning.
Zach: Damn girl, I appreciate the offer but I’ve got a dentist appointment in the morning.
by Sunday Morning May 27, 2019
Get the Dirt Dessertmug. Our new neighbours moved in two months ago, they leave garbage everywhere, their dog shits in my yard, I can smell their house from across the street and they drive like asshole, what a bunch of dirt lumps!
by Skeeterskeet August 20, 2019
Get the Dirt lumpmug. 
when being verbally attacked you say eat dirt to offend the other person. once you say those two magical words people will back down cause they know you mean business.
by yung rel January 10, 2009
Get the eat dirtmug. (Noun, Singular) 1. An Attractive, usually heterosexual but rarely homosexual, young male whom is paid by the police to trap homosexuals. They most usually have a fuck you with a smile mentality and are Christian Fundamentalists whom are closely associated with John Walsh. 2. Any undercover agent of the police used for this purpose and intent.
by Buttfuckme June 4, 2017
Get the Gay Dirtmug. A sexual move where either party defecates upon the other party's chest or stomach, then, with a running start, slides across that person's torso as a penguin would over ice.
by Rub Rocket February 4, 2010
Get the The Dirt Penguinmug.