DIO

The guy that kills your dog stabs your dad and steals your body so he can throw knives at your grandson’s friends

KONO DIO DA

by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 16, 2022

dio spazzaneve

Word used mostly by italians. It's used to call God as a snowplow.

when you slip during winter on the ice or the snow.
"dio spazzaneve! sono appena scivolato"
"dio spazzaneve! I just slipped"

by Dio Cammello September 15, 2018

Dio

a fabulous muscular metrosexual vampire with the last name Brando from JoJo's Bizarre Adventures who can stop time and throw fucking steamrollers on people. he also can scream WRYYYYYYYYYYYY really loudly

You thought this was a normal example, but it was I, Dio!

by pokerfacecat December 29, 2017

dio puttanoide

A swear that literally means something similar to pimp God but puttanoide isn't a real word so

It gives a demential sense to the swear

Dio puttanoide....mi sono cadute le chiavi nel tombino

by Daghegasuncolpo December 7, 2016

Dio

A gay vampire with blonde hair trying to kill a whole family for no particular reason. He can stop time and talk to himself because he has schizophrenia. He also has a ghost that's gray and white to check his vibe. He can also drop steamrollers on 17-year old teens because why the fuck not? He also beat the shit out of a senator just because he can.

Hoeseph Hoestar: IT WAS DIOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

by wESTERWAM March 27, 2023

dio maschio

it's a particular blasphemy of north-east Italy, it's like "god pig" but in that dialect "maschio" is the pig.
you can us also "maschiaccio"

ma perchè non parte il trattore dio maschio?!
ma che cazzo dici dio maschiaccio?!

by mbaremiroslav01 January 5, 2017

Dio maschio

Commonly used in itali, veneto as a cure to pain or disappointment (in your self or others)

Ma che cazzo usi duolingo dio maschio, ti amazza la famiglia

Che dolore dio maschio

by Thatgamerwhodiw October 9, 2019