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Ding Ding Ding Top of Morning

One day in a foreign land a gaelic gladiator stood upon a hill green as emeralds. He simply rung his bell three times and screamed on the top of his lungs "Ding Ding Ding, Top of morning!!!!" His scream was so loud he made his neighbors go deaf and the subreddit r/jacksepticeye was formed. Today the gaelic gladiator resigns in brighton and goes by the name Seán. His legend lives on in our hearts and 24 million people now know of his call.
"Ding Ding Ding Top of Morning!" screamed Sheila trying to wake up her parents.
by hjthere May 22, 2020
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dinksalt

Typically only found on the circumsized penis, Dinksalt is the salty excretion created when you get an infection under the foreskin. Often accompanied by a terrible smell.
I can smell your dinksalt from over here, bro.
by Jessler June 16, 2008
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doing dino

A female who is having sex with A lot of people.
Shorty ass doing Dino’s every night!
by Mr.773 December 11, 2017
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Dinduism

A ghetto sect whose God, Shakedown Al, has 3 earthly manifestations: Smash-Ghrab, Driyv-Bai, and Driyv-Bai's "cousin", Du-Meth, who is sometimes identified by Driyv-Bai as "a friend" or "some I guy I just met" during police interviews.

Du-Meth is blamed by Driyv-Bai for everything, and is known as 'The Patron Saint of Recently Discovered Firearms'. Since Driyv-Bai never remembers Du-Meth's name, Du-Meth is sometimes referred to as 'The Forgotten One' by members of the Dindu sect.
Orlando decided he wanted to go into business, so he became an adherent of Dinduism and started robbing liquor stores. He thinks Driyv-Bai planted a gun on him, but can't prove it.
by Aintry August 8, 2016
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Dinner Bell pussy

A vagina so stretched out that sex is akin to ringing a dinner bell is called dinner bell pussy.
The guys wondered if Susie had a dinner bell pussy after dating the basketball team.
by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016
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Dinara

Dinara is the most beautiful girl around. She radiates purity and is the most innocent person on the planet ahead of newborn babies. She has brown hair and eyes full of warmth. She can lift your spirits no matter the kind of day you've had. She is extremely intelligent and probably taught you all you know for that stupid biology SORs you were about to mess up. She wants you to succeed and will help you as much as she can. You probably tell your friends how much you love her all the time. Put a ring on that finger you idiot!
Man, I love Dinara. She's the greatest thing to ever happen to me
by kakoitomalchik25 May 31, 2021
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dino-aids

Progressive terminal disease one gets by physical contact with human-klaxosaur mutants.
Yo, i think Hiro has dino-aids. He might die soon.
by pishkota May 30, 2018
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