Dudes on me like Dillon

A man who’s always tryna hit & starts arguments outta nowhere

Having multiple men hitting your line tryna smash

Damn, Britney, these dudes be on me like Dillon

I got dudes on me like Dillon

by Is_aaah_murrrr___eeee September 15, 2021

Dillon james

An overly sexy man that has the first name Dillon and Middle name James and usually gets called james and gets all the huzz

Did you see Dillon James (DJ)? Yes, he's so hot and sexy!

by 5lmo March 28, 2025

Dillon S

Funnest person I have ever meet in the whole world. He is so weird but so inserting.

Dillon S in the best person ever

by green sausage December 8, 2021

dillon

When you do something really fucking stupid or dumb.

stupid boy1= Awh shit i pooped me pants
smart boy1= Far out your such a dillon!
stupidboy1= aww Feck off!!

by coolio420swagalicous October 25, 2020

Dillon

A very strange and complex individual. Dillon is a very good-looking dude, though his stupidity and immaturity prevents him from pulling any thots. He's really not that hard to befriend, as long as you can handle his craziness for long periods of time. Getting annoyed with his craziness usually leads to hands being thrown, though it's safe to say there's nothing to worry about there.

Friend #1: Dillon is an idiot.
Friend #2: How long'd it take you to figure that out?

by LI22Green December 17, 2018

sticky dillon

slapping someone you dislike across the face with something gross, or something with a nasty consistency on your hand(semen, grease, urine, cottage cheese, etc.)

example 1::
"If this guy doesn't knock it off I'm gonna hit him with a sticky dillon."
exmple 2::

"friend everyone is fed up with has been acting up- who wants to sticky dillon him to put him in his place?"

"I'll do it, let me go to the restroom and rub one out into my hand to sticky dillon him with! He'll never see it coming!"

by Chucky E.SR. December 18, 2023

Dillon james

Super hot boy you can't get your eyes off of.

Dillon James is hot.

by 5lmo March 27, 2025