Cheese Grater Dick

Commonly referred to as CGD, "Cheese Grater Dick" is a painful chafing that occurs as an affect of wearing jeans without underwear.

Chris: I didn't have any clean underwear this morning so I had to go commando today.

Eric: Dude, you are going to have a bad case of Cheese Grater Dick tommorrow

by Chrya Lewa September 21, 2009

Cheese Grater Dick

A person with a cheese grater dick is a very specific type of person. As soon as you look at such a man, you will immediately know of their cheese grater dick characteristics. Said person is quite a cuck, and lack much of a care for others.

Person 1: "Go fuck yourself, faggot
Person 2: "Shut the up, you cheese grater dick cuck"

by hallowedchris October 12, 2019

rubbing his dick against the cheese grater

Used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected sex with random men and doesn't clean their vagina's out of men's cum after sex, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning.

Did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last night? He was rubbing his dick against the cheese grater and got enough cheese to last a week!

by viper15 September 20, 2016

cheese flavored dick

the act of getting your girlfriend and/or sluts of the sort to lick or suck on your cock n balls after sticking your dick onto any type of food that has or involves cheese. It could just have the word cheese in the name. Examples: You just stuck your dick into a grilled cheese sandwich. Now get your girl to suck your dick. Example: You just stuck you dick into a Ceasar salad with cheese on it. Now get your girl to suck your dick. Example: You just dipped your balls into some delicious and spicy nacho cheese. Now get your girl to suck your balls.

Boy: Hey there lady, I just got a cheese flavored dick, why don't you come over to experience a moment in history?

by mad cheesin April 10, 2009

Cheese Dog Dick

A mans penis that is thin and slightly shiny, resembling the width and length of an Oscar Meyer cheese hotdog. Like doll hands for a weiner.

The first guy I ever had sex with had a cheese dog dick.

by Aireezgirl February 1, 2017

Cheese on a stick, Rice on my dick

A phrase because it jingles.

Cheese on a stick, Rice on my dick

by TheSeger February 4, 2021

Dick cheeseburger

Any radio station program director who changes a rock station to easy listening.

You guy's must think i'm a real dick cheeseburger.

by slmdawg February 27, 2011