Tanners Delight

When the sky is red in the evening you know its likely to be sunny the next day giving you an opportunity to 'get your tan on'

Red sky at night!, Tanners Delight!!

Red sky in morning, Tanners warning!

by WarriUGHH August 6, 2011

Sweetheart Delight

The act of first picking up, then later sodomizing, your local homeless girl in exchange for an ice cream Sunday. And remember: a gentleman always returns her to her spot.

“Now that’s a sweetheart delight!” And by god, she was.

by The Dime Snatcher January 14, 2021

Dwightmare

1. Nickname for Dwight Howard, current starting center for the Orlando Magic.

2. Referring to a particularly nasty game by Dwight Howard in the past, present, or future.

1. Wow, Dwightmare just dunked from the three point line in transition!

2. Lebron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers had a Dwightmare last night!

2a. Kobe needs to take some sleeping pills to avoid that Dwightmare.

by dktd21 May 31, 2009

scrotum delight

Whipcream and cherries applied to scrotum and eaten by a chick.

Dude my girlfriend loves scrotum delight!

by rustydelight January 26, 2009

Crusty Delight

An ancient condom that is so old crusty it makes scratching noises as it enters the vagina. Absolutely no sexual pleaser is obtained while using a crusty delight due to extreme stiffness.

I ran out of rubbers, so I had to make do with a crusty delight I found under my bed.

by Xenfire March 6, 2009

Morning Delight

Morning Delight - to achieve coitus in the a.m., usually prior to work or somesuch other pre ordained event, successfully and without causing both happy participants to be late!

"Morning Bob! You look happy today!"

"Cheers Phil!, yeah, managed a little morning delight with the missus!!!"

by chefjim March 17, 2009

dunkin' delight

Originates from Scotch Plains, NJ. One partner gargles coffee, tea, or milk while the other dunks his balls into her mouth.

We always make a mess when Lisa gives me a dunkin' delight.

by JDW May 2, 2005