torn your draws / torn your drawers

To fuck up in an epic fashion often involving a classless act, breach of trust, or both.

My boyfriend fucked a stripper so I had to dump his ass- he totally tore his draws.

torn your draws / torn your drawers

by MaryMooCow June 9, 2016

Draw me like one of your french girls

An internet meme of sorts. The original phrase spawned from the move "Titanic", where the line is said to Leonardo Dicaprio. This phrase is used in conjunction with photos of characters usually laid out in sexually suggestive poses.

*Spiderman laid out on the ground*

"Draw me like one of your french girls"

by Just One More Contributor October 12, 2011

-left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tablet

The tablet that was owned for 2 days by -left-E before breaking.

-left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tablet

by Smogus Relaton Amogus December 20, 2021

I want you to draw me like one of your french girls

A code word for someone to say, basically asking you for persmission for them to undress in front of you.

Guy: So what now?
Girl: I want you to draw me like one of your french girls

Guy: Oh, shit, yeah, of course
Girl: *undresses in front of him*

by Omg_its_Dani June 13, 2016

sin drawing

A drawing that is so goddamned cursed it should not be shown to anyone. Drawing quality usually consists of looking like a drowned Muppet.

"Look at my sin drawing! It's a picture of Kirby wearing fishnets!"
"Dude, what the hell."

by Rallazar January 19, 2023

draw skin bridge

When two men get an erection facing each other and bend their dicks down to meet in the middle then drive a toy car across their shafts.

Have you drove across a draw skin bridge?
Do you want to see a draw skin bridge?

by Taint tamer September 12, 2019

Tijuana Cross draw

The smearing of shit along one of your cheeks possibly up to the hip when wiping or checking the toilet paper after you wipe.

I was in a rush to get off the toilet and hit my self with the Tijuana Cross draw.

by Silver tongued liar February 12, 2025