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Womb Doomed

When your first and last name, fucks you for life. Your parents probably didn’t want you.
Mr. And Mrs. Faggit womb doomed their son by naming him Gaylen Faggit.
by Bonqeusha July 15, 2018
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The Cave of Doom

My Mother-in-law's house
Many have entered the cave of doom, None have left with their balls.
by J-Hoax July 27, 2010
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Spears of Doom

When you have about 3-6 days of facial hair growth, but it is still at the rough gritty stage. This facial hair is slightly longer than a normal 5 O'clock shadow or scruff. So this facial hair is the perfect combination of length and roughness to be dangerous when anyone touches it.
Last night I was trying to make out with my girlfriend, but my millions of little Spears of Doom were cutting her face.
by straitm December 18, 2011
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Doom Chimney

When your chick taken' a hit off of the bong, while she's slobbin' your knob and your dick gets stuck in the bong.
Dude, last night Athrin's wife was getting high as fuck giving me a blow job and ended up giving me a Doom Chimney, instead! -Ashe
by James A. Miller May 31, 2018
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doom kitten

A doom kitten is the best sort of kitten there is. Part kitten and part doom it is super cute but it bites so beware! You must always be on your best behaviour around kittens like this or risk unleashing the Doom!
"Aww what a cute kitten, can I pet it?" "Of course you can, but it's a doom kitten so be careful you might lose a finger!"
by anonymousdk007 April 5, 2017
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microwave of doom

An evil microwave that always under cooks or over cooks your food. The clock in inaccurate, and the timer was a waste of your time. The fan always blows to much air or too little air. This microwave is out to get you and your Family. BBEEWWAARREEEE
by trezzbishhhh May 14, 2011
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Doom Cooch

A Cooch of Doom, possibly related to Vagina Dentata (... what a wonderful phrase...)
Or,
Someone who ruins a good time.
Don't lose your wrist watch in that Doom Cooch. That thing might take your hand off!
by gothangelic March 4, 2009
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