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pencil of doom

A super weapon of mass destruction, owned by Adolf Hitler in the Downfall parodies.
Hitler: I shall kill fucking Fegelein once and for all with my pencil of doom!
by Untergang fan May 28, 2017
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Spears of Doom

When you have about 3-6 days of facial hair growth, but it is still at the rough gritty stage. This facial hair is slightly longer than a normal 5 O'clock shadow or scruff. So this facial hair is the perfect combination of length and roughness to be dangerous when anyone touches it.
Last night I was trying to make out with my girlfriend, but my millions of little Spears of Doom were cutting her face.
by straitm December 18, 2011
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Doom Cooch

A Cooch of Doom, possibly related to Vagina Dentata (... what a wonderful phrase...)
Or,
Someone who ruins a good time.
Don't lose your wrist watch in that Doom Cooch. That thing might take your hand off!
by gothangelic March 4, 2009
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Blue Doom

Vodka mixed with a blue colored juice, mainly the blue Hawaiian Punch.
Guy: "What you drinkin bro?"
Guy2: "BLUE DOOM!"
by oReVelatioNo March 17, 2009
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microwave of doom

An evil microwave that always under cooks or over cooks your food. The clock in inaccurate, and the timer was a waste of your time. The fan always blows to much air or too little air. This microwave is out to get you and your Family. BBEEWWAARREEEE
by trezzbishhhh May 14, 2011
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doom unit

A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.

Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.

Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.

Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"
Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.
by moyer11 December 19, 2014
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Womb Doomed

When your first and last name, fucks you for life. Your parents probably didn’t want you.
Mr. And Mrs. Faggit womb doomed their son by naming him Gaylen Faggit.
by Bonqeusha July 15, 2018
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