1. A physical state of being or condition when a person's anus needs to be randomly wiped free from a slippery debris, usually consisting of a fecal and sweat amalgamation.
synonyms: swamp ass, gig butt, duck butter.
synonyms: swamp ass, gig butt, duck butter.
Example: Ken stopped right where he was walking on the hot steamy pavement. He was deep in though. He scratched his temple and adjusted the seat of his designer jeans. “Oh man, I have creamy rim! I need to find a place to wipe myself, right now!”
by Nigel Nutsack September 21, 2007
The art of masterbating with the use of a chocolate cake. This is done whilst thinking of Morgan Freeman and his many roles in films such as Mean Machine where he was blown up by a safe. The art of a danger wank could be incorporated into this technique which heightens the intensity of the Creamy Morgen
"Last Nite I called my mum upstairs and cracked off a creamy morgan before she got there, but later she caught me reading Ainsly Harriot pornography."
by Joe :) February 25, 2009
Feeling patriotic on the Fourth of July you liberate some fluids from your schlong into the womans anus. Upon completion of this task you take a flag on a stick and show your patriotism. God Bless America
by Bubbasta9 February 18, 2008
When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and she swishes it around or holds it in her mouth for a bit before spitting it out.
by demidag January 19, 2022
by CoverFireStyx January 28, 2022
An especially thick cream filled gash with elaborately mangly labia resembling a wonton or a flower that got hit with a weed wacker.
by toot together November 19, 2008
Surfer 1: "Hey, brah. What you want from the store?"
Surfer 2: "I'm craving some creamy sandos, dude."
Surfer 2: "I'm craving some creamy sandos, dude."
by MCRainbowSupernova8196 April 07, 2022