COTTAGER

A player for Fulham Football Club. Named after the stadium in which they play, Craven Cottage. In turn called Craven Cottage becuase there is a cottage in the corner used as offices and dressing rooms. Nothing to do with the activities in the public toilets in Bishops Park

This is a must win game for the cottagers if they are to stave off relegation.

by WaterBoy June 19, 2006

Cottager

A person involved in cottaging

A male who engages in the act of homosexual relations in a public place with passerbys and sometimes a complete stranger. Often a public toilet or simular places

Jeff is a first time cottager and wants to one day suck of a complete stranger in a public toilet

by Ólafur Pétur Ágútsson September 13, 2005

thatched roof cottages

Cottages in the kingdom of peasantry whose roofing material made for easy burnination from the likes of trogdor.

Burninating the countryside
burninating the peasants
burninating all the people in the :thatched roof cottages:!

by MC93 August 5, 2004

Clottage cheese

When a woman has discharge from a yeast infection at the same time as she is menstruating... resulting in blood tinged discharge similar to the consistency of cottage cheese

Charlie was offended by the scent of my clottage cheese. So I went to the gynecologist and got medicine for my yeast infection.

by Super bowl Sarah February 5, 2017

crottage cheese

The white, cottage cheese like, substance that is found around the base of the penis after fucking a dirty bitch. Also see Fromunder cheese.

After I fucked that dirty bitch, I noticed she left her crottage cheese ring around my dick and balls.

by Jeffrey G. September 11, 2005

thatched-roof cottages

n. the form of shelter, primarily used by the peasants which are burninated by Trogdor, the burninator.

Trogdor just stomped my thatched-roof cottage!

by danni g. May 6, 2003

cootage cheese

The pasty vaginal secretions that lump up over time during the course of a day and reside close to the clitoris. An unexpected oral encounter by the giver will experience a bitter taste, normally cleaned prior to planned oral sex.

"I went down on this girl I just met at the bar, but thought better after I realized that she had some pretty major cootage cheese".

by dizzotizzo September 17, 2016