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Cord-nevers

One who is not, and would not countenance being, attached by cord to any electronic device. Strictly wireless as a matter of principle.
Cord-nevers look down on cord-cutters, who look down on landliners, who look down on TV-setters, who look down on AOL-addressees like me.
by Mariah Lifer April 23, 2018
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white umbilical cord

The white cord attached to earbuds that you get when you've purchased an iPod---you'll often see people untangling these rather klutzy things on the bus or train when personal listening is called for. Sometimes makes you wonder if some people are permanently attached to those things...
Can't talk to that girl now---she's got her white umbilical cord on.
by pentozali October 26, 2011
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Rea Corded

When your dumbass friend doesn’t know how to fix Apple’s autocorrect
by Wiofjweofijew March 14, 2023
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ambilicl cord

dick AMBILICL CORD
by SII NO SUU December 22, 2017
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Widowmaker Cord

Otherwise known as a male-to-male extension, death, or suicide cord. A widowmaker cord is an extension cable with a male plug adapter on either end. The cord gained this nickname from electricians because if one side of the cord is plugged into a power reciprocal, the other end is left exposed at mains voltage. These cables have been banned for sale in many places, often being used for electrical generators.
Micheal made a widowmaker cord yesterday and shocked himself
by NotCCG December 4, 2022
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umbilical cord

something that is fetishized by youtube kids videos
you should cut out the umbilical cord... NOW!!!
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 28, 2024
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otto cord

The integral cord conjoining individuals beads to form one, sometimes lengthy, string of anal beads.

The Otto Cord can be made out of many readily available materials including but not limited to; weaved strands of porcelain doll hair, nylon/cotton blend, prison lint and industrial pipe cleaner. Those looking for an extra bit of danger can commission custom blown glass Otto Cords on sites like Etsy and Fiverr.

The Otto Cord comes in many different diameters. The larger the diameter the higher your voice becomes during and immediately after use.
Upon their weekly trip to the local Adult Entertainment Library, Jeff and Jayden checked out a 2 meter set of anal beads with a billiard ball bead and a 13mm turned black walnut Otto Cord linking the beads together with a spacing of 1 cm between.

They were never seen again.
by John the ripper December 9, 2020
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