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cooch gremlin

The result of unprotect sex.
Where is Tara? She is at home with her Cooch Gremlin Robert gave her.
by JayRizzy November 27, 2021
mugGet the cooch gremlinmug.

kingda cooch

A vagina that has a knack for getting its period at the wrong times, particularly when the mood is right. Habitual breakdowns and failures to operate properly (much like the Kingda-Ka roller coaster in Six Flags). General non-participation with intercourse especially when the owner is on board.
I havent gotten any in a week bc of my gf's kingda cooch
by coochpooch June 5, 2010
mugGet the kingda coochmug.

Cooch Lice

by Cumsickle February 23, 2020
mugGet the Cooch Licemug.

Covid Cooch

Female genitalia only suitable for oral pleasure when the giver of pleasure has Covid. (No sense of taste or smell)
OH her? No, she has a covid cooch. Id only go down there if have covid.
by RCprofessors January 11, 2022
mugGet the Covid Coochmug.

buff cooch

A buff cooch is the best kind of cooch you can come across if her cooch isn’t buff you won’t want to slap it
Man I just need some buff cooch
by A Hu a hu a Hu February 27, 2023
mugGet the buff coochmug.

spare cooch

It is a cooch thats so agape that it requires at least two very large phallic units to please her
hea bro help me plug that chckies spare cooch
by Spare cooch lover October 8, 2021
mugGet the spare coochmug.

cooch cavern

Have you ever shredded a rotisserie chicken.

Saw the gaping hole of what once was a chicken cooch. Then thought to yourself

“ this is what a woman’s cooch cavern looks like”

The gaping hole of where once was a cooch
I bet your cooch cavern looks like this”.
by Coochiecavern April 3, 2023
mugGet the cooch cavernmug.

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