The Conspiracy-Loop Argument

Every conspiracy theory can be presented as a conspiracy itself.

A: I'm telling you, there are aliens in Area 51, it's no conspiracy theory.
B: No, the conspiracy theory is a conspiracy theory, it's what they want you to think.
A: You are just using the Conspiracy-Loop Argument.

by Azshara October 24, 2020

Gibson conspiracy

The title given to a homosexual relationship in which one or both of the partners are in the closet. Can be used to discuss the relationship while people are present that don't know the homosexual nature of the relationship.

Kevin's parents are homophobic, so when we are around his family it's a Gibson conspiracy.

by nixongibson November 27, 2017

Conspiracy Theorist

Another term for a fucking retard

Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat and nasa is a lie made by jewish reptilian people controlling our government

Person with a brain: you're fucking retarded please kill yourself

by GoatLord666 November 16, 2023

Conspiracy

Conspiracy - a secret plan by a group to do something unlawful or harmful against others.

The ruling elite has created the conspiracy in order to keep the population poor and ignorant.

by AlfaVitaY2K May 30, 2016

The Conspiracy of Canada

So basically, the American government has developed a lie that Canada exists and is above us But they make it sound so un-American no one wants to either go there, or stay too long in the ten mile long mirage they've created to keep the lie strong. Everyone who "lives" in Canada or "has lived" in Canada has been probed mentally to believe so, and what really is there, is IT. We cannot be sure what, who, how, why or when IT is, all we know is we must train a warrior, stronger than Chuck Norris, to overcome the deception of Canada, and discover and conquer IT. Just think about....

Justin bieber is Canadian, so that makes people not want to visit, Canadian bacon which is a disgrace to bacon is from Canada to decieve us to hate it, they have stupid cop names (Mounties) that make us dislike them. The Conspiracy of Canada is most definitely real and IT is waiting for the warrior

by Joseph Downey January 15, 2014

Conspiracy Theory

A belief that the government and the media should never be trusted.

You think it’s silly to be a conspiracy theorist? Well I think it’s silly that you trust the media and the government. That’s why I believe a conspiracy theory can be true.

by GMG1981 February 04, 2024

price conspiracy

Used to describe a situation where you are force to play for another team because they don't have enough players and the person running the tournament is a piece of shit.

This price conspiracy cause the private schools to win the trophy.

by Greenepenguinmonk December 14, 2010