Chuckleamity

A calamity caused by a chucklehead, or in which a chucklehead is involved.

This is some kind of chuckleamity you got yourself into.

by Rich H. October 26, 2005

Cruckle

A cross between a cry and a chuckle; the sound you make when you chuckle while crying. It can be used as a verb as well.

For example; Kajini cruckled as her friends tried to cheer her up with jokes post her break up.

Another example; Danica was left cruckling when she realised how sad her life is.

by Avi1993 July 21, 2020

fuckle chuckle

v. To laugh or chuckle during a sexual act, preferably the sexual act of fucking.

"So I was banging my old lady last night, and she made this funny noise and then said, 'oh fuck me hard big boy.' So then I fuckle chuckled right in her face."

"When the vagina farts during sex, I can't help but fuckle chuckle."

by Michael Staton July 28, 2008

Chuckle Fucker

Someone who stands around at work telling jokes, talking, taking excessive smoke breaks and/or taking part in any other number of lazy ass things to keep from real work so that people who actually work can get pissed at them.

James: I hate Rod, he's a no-good chuckle fucker.

Liz: I know, he's spends about half the day talking to Jake in the back.

James: If I don't get help with the inventory one more time I'll kill him.

by silvertongue July 30, 2009

Chucklefuck

Any individual who's lack of general knowledge, common sense, logic, or critical thinking skills is so pathetic and miniscule, it is laughable.

Look at all those chucklefucks who tried to storm the Capitol.

by Rex298 January 19, 2021

Cuckler

When a man/woman becomes your friend to have sex with your significant other

Jim was a great guy until he cuckled my wife.

Cuckler- When a man/woman becomes your friend to have sex with your significant other

by Jabronie September 5, 2018

clunkle

1. An uncharacteristically large, lumpy, or otherwise misshapen rear-end that is attached to an attractive woman.

2. Also considered to be the "sound" the woman's jiggling, dumpy butt makes as her too-small legs carry it around: "(woman walking) clunk-k-clunk-k-clunk."

1. "I was at the bar and this chick was giving me the 'eye.' She was pretty cute, so I shot her a smile. My hopes here dashed, however, when she walked by to use the bathroom. What had appeared to be a thin, in-shape, young vixen turned out to be a girlie carrying a little 'extra baggage' -- she had a clunkle."

2. "Clunkle!"

3. "Damnit. Clunkle."

by Q09 August 10, 2005