Clitoral irritation suffered by professional female cyclists. Flare ups occur after having to sit at the edge of your saddle for a prolonged period of time. Those suffering from crit clit are usually in a terrible mood and tend to yell , elbow, and chop your wheel for no apparent reason.
Stage Racer: Man, you made so much money after winning that Criterium last weekend ! I bet you're going to go shopping on Monday !
Crit Racer: No, I'm saving up all my prize money so I can get Labiaplasty. My crit clit is sooooo bad right now.
Crit Racer: No, I'm saving up all my prize money so I can get Labiaplasty. My crit clit is sooooo bad right now.
by KimmyGibbler June 19, 2013
A: "Yo, you fuck dat bitch last night?"
B: "Heeeeellllll yahhhh mean? You know I hit dat shit."
A: "Yo mane, I gotsta axe you, you eat dat pussy dawg?"
B: I was 'bout to bustah, but I took a look down there, and dis bitch be having one of those gator clits!"
A: "Awwwhhhhhh, heeeellllll naw! I know you didn't eat dat shit!:
B: "I was afraid to mane, I didn't want tah get into a boxing match wit it, I'd probably lose!"
B: "Heeeeellllll yahhhh mean? You know I hit dat shit."
A: "Yo mane, I gotsta axe you, you eat dat pussy dawg?"
B: I was 'bout to bustah, but I took a look down there, and dis bitch be having one of those gator clits!"
A: "Awwwhhhhhh, heeeellllll naw! I know you didn't eat dat shit!:
B: "I was afraid to mane, I didn't want tah get into a boxing match wit it, I'd probably lose!"
by 6 stAt bItChh October 29, 2009
by Evil Phreak February 17, 2008
by Bubbles Schaeffer November 22, 2015
The female equivalent of tea bagging.
When a female lowers her clit to the face of someone laying down, sleeping or passed out.
When a female lowers her clit to the face of someone laying down, sleeping or passed out.
All the girls at the party kept clit dipping the first guy to pass out.
I bet his face smelled funny in the morning.
I bet his face smelled funny in the morning.
by K'Lovin February 17, 2011
Squeezing a woman's clit between your thumb and forefinger until it enlargens enough to be sucked until she cums.
by woman's rights association February 04, 2014
that dude is a clit wrangler
by george w frat September 27, 2010