Chud

When you make a bet with someone but is too much of a fucking degenerate to pay up.

"I bet you $20 Team 1 wins"
"Alright deal, but if Team 2 wins you owe me $20"
*Team 1 wins*
"Fuck you I'm not paying you"
"Bro quit being a Chud"

by graphh January 20, 2020

Chud

An uncircumcised chode.

That kid Ernie is a real sick fuck!

- Yeah I heard he has an chud.

by PeteyThaPlugg February 8, 2020

Chud

A "chud" is a penis that is fatter than it is long. In common usage, a chud can also refer to a penis that has equal circumference or greater compared to its length.

Chud is popularly used as a metaphor, to refer to any kind of fucking degen.

"That guy just got caught shoplifting, now he outside in handcuffs looking like a fucking chud LMAO"

"I'm not climbing onto that chud, I won't feel a thing" - your now ex-girlfriend

by Bersient June 4, 2020

Chud

A badass name for a dog!

Dude, Chud jumped off my bed without hesitation. He is a badass!

by salmonraccoon July 16, 2020

Chud

A fat round stinky stench

My sister smelt like chud and I could almost taste in my mouth

by Charleston Chew August 30, 2020

Chuds

the feeling of extreme sadness; borderline depression
alternative expression: chudsly

Person 1: "My wife cheated on me."
Person 2: "Fuck bro, that's chuds."

by bigchungusenergy September 13, 2020

Chuds

(Noun; verb) Baby milk vomit, can describe any type of baby milk vomit but particularly used when fine cheese like particles can be seen.

Etymology: derived from curds (in cheese making process) and chunder (to vomit)

You’ve got some chuds on you there pal

Mum: Aww look he’s smiling!
Dad: Oh no... there we go... he’s chudsed.

by mamaWhale November 5, 2020