chop

To sell marijuana. At least used in areas around Toronto, Canada but likely in many other places as well.

To make a chop means the same thing.

"I'm gonna start chopin' as soon as the summer's over, bring in some mad cash yo."

1:"Where's Faeyman at?
2:"Making a chop at that party we were just at, chill"

by ForTwenny December 2, 2007

chop me up

to have one's dick sucked

chop me up! and do it like u mean it

by munkey May 13, 2005

chootbucket

n. (Pak. coll.) a superlative chootiya. A person so intensely choot-esque, they overshoot the chootiya bracket and land somewhere 3 miles outside it.

"X is a chootiya, but with alcohol in him he turns into a real chootbucket."

by WallsWasShakin May 28, 2008

Chop face

A South African term usually used to describe a person that performs an act of momentary stupidity.

dude, you are such a chop face. Your boss was standing right behind you..

by awesomejarz February 11, 2010

Chontina

Usually a female name. The keeper of the name tends to love drama, is short, and... homely. (Psst, ugly is mean word. But yeah, basically) When walking, he/she takes on the figure of an ogre. Will do anything to get what she wants - this includes neglecting to go to a dentist. Has a cracked tooth. Two faced, whichever kind of face you want on either side. (he/she will morph their faces to fit your needs) Has shaggy hair. Not very awesome or bright. Obsessed with Pokemon and Japanese culture in a freakish manner. If home alone, like a normal person named Chontina, they would masturbate as soon as the door shuts. However, a certain type of Chontina, known as the Vix Fatum Chontina Syndrome, will pin a picture of his/her black "friend" on the wall and stare at it for hours, until said family/friends return to their abode. Chontina is typically white. Wigger, nerd, and/or fag (nawfence) and has Hydrophobia, resulting in the lack of bathing. Smells like kitty poop.

Ex:

Anthony: Wow, do you smell that? Smells like a kitty just pooped on Mrs. LuLu's wall.

Charlie: Naw, she's hydrophobic.

Anthony: Who? I just said the room smells like shit, whatsit you're talking about?

Charlie: I'm talking about that Chontina there. She's hydrophobic.

Anthony: Oh, I see. Well, whatever. My sinus' are burning.

by Hahafooledyou April 4, 2010

Poopy Chop

To form one's hand in a chopping or slicing position. The hand is then thrusted between the butt cheaks to the colon. Once the hand is extracted the lower pinky to the base of the deliverer's hand retains poop fragments.

I had to defend myself from my spouse putting his butt on my face so I delivered a poopy chop.

by A. McCartney June 29, 2008

Radiator Chop

A cut of meat (usually beef or pork) that has been marinated in antifreeze. Usually given to a neighbor's obnoxious dog that seems to bark all day and night for no apparent reason.

Wife: WTF is that dog barking at now? Its 2:30 in the morning!

Husband: Yeah no shit, this is getting on my last nerve.

Wife: I think we should strongly consider giving that dog a radiator chop in the near future...

Husband: Hells yeah, I'm down.

by BiggTunaFish December 13, 2012