Chapstache

A horrible stubble-based mustache that results when you need to shave but you forget and put on chapstick first, then when you realize that if you shave around your mouth using your new electric razor the blades will gunk up with chapstick and you'll have to spend another $50 on a new razor sooner than you would have, so you end up just shaving everywhere but around your mouth, leaving an ugly stubbly chapstache.

Chad: "Hey, I think you forgot to shave around your..."
Grag: "I know!! I forgot and put on chapstick!"
Chad: "Oh. Well, don't worry; your chapstache looks great! You look just like Ashton Kutcher!"
Grag: "Shut up!!"

by HollowShell September 22, 2011

chapstatic

The result of leaving chapstic in a load of clothes you put in the dryer. Your clothes will have a slimy starchy staticy feeling.

Dave will you empty your god damn pockets before you put your clothes in the dryer the whole load is all chapstatic

by Totesmagotes June 19, 2015

chapstik

Co Worker who sucks up and / or kisses ass. They do it so much that they would need Chapstik to help with their lips.

David is such a Chapstik. Good reason why he got the promotion.

by Tony T Chopper July 24, 2015

Chapta Clappa

A shotgun(blam), pistol, or rifle

Go get the chapta clappa, this fools story is about to end.

by GirthVader May 28, 2020

Chapter movie

A movie that is broken up into multiple watching sessions

My brother kept falling asleep so we had to make it into a chapter movie

by Ham sanitizer November 5, 2020

chapultepec

Doesn’t have a proper definition. Has something to do with “Hill of the Grasshopper” but is the word is used in Mexican Monuments and restaurant names.

Hey have you ever been to Chapultepec?

by Woah bro stop looking at my na February 24, 2021

chapstick.jpg

one of the greatest tiktokers. if you arent following chapstick.jpg what is your life

“my favorite mutual is @ chapstick.jpg.”
“omg!! same !”

by strawberrygutz June 23, 2021