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chainsaw wedgie

when your underwear is pulled up from a hole in the chair and put over top of it.
underwear pulled through a chair hole that is called a chainsaw wedgie
by sa112 July 14, 2009
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chainsaw

Synonym for fuck. from the song F**k everything by Jon Lajoie
I don't give a chainsaw about what you think
by Dudepersonabout22231 August 1, 2011
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counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.
<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!
by Kenny November 29, 2002
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oral chainsaw

the act of applying a healthy dose of industrial grade super glue to an erect penis, (variations of application include a full nose dive into the glue container or a swift swabbing). then with a sticky wiener, the male experiences oral sex waiting 1-2 minutes for the glue to dry. in that time the partner clenches thine teeth which in hand get stuck to penis which is ripped out making a "chainsaw" out of his genitals.
rodriguez: "man i just cut down that tree with my erect penis!"
willis: "you be lying through thine teeth i say"
rodriguez: "naw man i gave that bitch an oral chainsaw"
willis: "oh that explains everything...your pantaloons must be ripped meaw"
by mavegen/skyrainbowrider March 11, 2011
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[2 chains]

Half ass rapper from Georgia who knows how to make hits on radio stations bcoz high school kid with little or no fundamental knowledge on hip hop will think that that's the illest shit ever. He's almost 40 n keeps behaving like a late bloomer. Thank goodness I grew up in the 90s erra.
by RealHipHoplover September 21, 2013
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