A Karen times a 1000
Steals dead babies ashes and passes them out as Christmas gifts
Her snatch is the portal to hades and smells of sulfur.
Acts like a sweet old lady then sucks the soul out of decent people.
She will refuse to babysit her grandchildren or visit them in the hospital when they are sick and then act like she is owed something.
Has the devil's red hair and even less decency than Satan himself.
Steals dead babies ashes and passes them out as Christmas gifts
Her snatch is the portal to hades and smells of sulfur.
Acts like a sweet old lady then sucks the soul out of decent people.
She will refuse to babysit her grandchildren or visit them in the hospital when they are sick and then act like she is owed something.
Has the devil's red hair and even less decency than Satan himself.
See that crotchety old woman glaring at the girls through her window?
Yea god only let her have sons because he didn't want that women to be allowed to raise another psycho like her, she steals dead children's ashes and wears them as jewelry.
What a carol!
Yea god only let her have sons because he didn't want that women to be allowed to raise another psycho like her, she steals dead children's ashes and wears them as jewelry.
What a carol!
by anonymous February 6, 2025
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A woman who is so controlling and manipulative she enjoys destroying lives for fun and stealing dead babies.
Her snatch smells of sulfur and brimstone and drips demon spawn on account of being so stretched out.
She will act sweet and kind to fool stupid people into lying and doing her bidding.
Usually wearing the devil's red hair and blood red nails with a nose that makes you think of miss piggy from the Muppets.
Ex: "hey look at that old lady glaring at those young girls through her window,"
" Yea she has five boys over 30 that still live at home, because she is so desperate to be the center of attention she won't let her kids fly the nest, she's a real carol!"
"I heard she records herself on karaoke because she thinks she can sing"
"Nah, it's so she can torture her son's into being closet gays, and she can inflate her self importance by making them incapable of functioning with out her help "
A woman who is so controlling and manipulative she enjoys destroying lives for fun and stealing dead babies.
Her snatch smells of sulfur and brimstone and drips demon spawn on account of being so stretched out.
She will act sweet and kind to fool stupid people into lying and doing her bidding.
Usually wearing the devil's red hair and blood red nails with a nose that makes you think of miss piggy from the Muppets.
Ex: "hey look at that old lady glaring at those young girls through her window,"
" Yea she has five boys over 30 that still live at home, because she is so desperate to be the center of attention she won't let her kids fly the nest, she's a real carol!"
"I heard she records herself on karaoke because she thinks she can sing"
"Nah, it's so she can torture her son's into being closet gays, and she can inflate her self importance by making them incapable of functioning with out her help "
That women collects pieces of other people's dead children and wears them as jewelry! But she wouldn't even visit them in the hospital when they were dieing, She is such a carol.
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