Calm your uterus

What you say to a girl when she's getting her panties in a twist.

MARTHA, CALM YOUR UTERUS, DAMMIT!

by Jackson the Man August 26, 2010

callmehbob

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callmehbob is a ROBLOX developer.

by Info about Robloxians! June 8, 2020

WOAH CALM DOWN JAMAL DONT PULL OUT THE 9

jamal almost pulls out the nine but his friends stop him

WOAH CALM DOWN JAMAL DONT PULL OUT THE 9

by IFEEL LIKE GUCCI IN 20056 October 16, 2020

calamity jane

the one experience everyone needs to experience for themselves.

she totally got calamity janed the other night.

by Alice Penderwals March 12, 2007

calimocha

Typical Spanish drink involving one part very cheap vino tinto (red wine) and one part Coca Cola, mixed together and consumed by Spanish teenagers. Very popular as a part of a botellón because of its indistinguishability from regular Coca Cola, its sweet taste, and its very low price.

"Look at those sixteen-year-olds drinking calimocha in the park. I can't believe they haven't gotten arrested yet."

by Behest March 16, 2009

Calm down, James Brown

What you say when somebody gets over-hyper and starts jabbering on and on, or uses their outdoor voice on a subject you personally think is undeserving of the effort or don't really care to hear the whole story about. Say to somebody who starts sweating profusely while talking.

Example #1
Joe: "Look, I told you not to play my ps3. You always scratch the discs and never put them back in..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. Damn. I wasn't anywhere near it."

Example #2
Jenkins: "I just wanted you to come out for a beer, but no. You had to leave me hanging by myself and I got kicked out of the bar and..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. I had my own shit to deal with."

by snickers4orphans February 18, 2009

Calm your waters

to settle down or calm down, Usually when someone is angry or annoyed.

John was really pissed off yesterday, so i said calm your waters.

by Gill Martin December 9, 2008